PRIVACY POLICY FOR SOFTWARE OR WHATEVER

So, here's the deal.

We don't know how to write a privacy policy.
So we'll just say:
We don't write down anything,
at least not about you.
No little pictures captured from that time we hacked your webcam.
No vague recolections of the way the sunbeam hit your hair
in that dream we had about you.
No deep-dives into your porn search history
facilitated by our recent advances in browser fingerprinting.
No jokes about you behind your back.

Our google play store / apple store app(s) don't involve any tracking
or phone-homing or account creation or even a single database.
They're just nice little things to have on your pocketphone during a subway ride
(but use your headphones).
The google and apple corporations, on the other hand,
are probably tracking how many installs we get, and uninstalls,
and that kind of thing. But we will try not to brag about it
in public.

We do run a few websites, and some of those pull content from other sources, like
Tumblr, or Bandcamp, or Mastodon, or YouTube. Technically, your browser
is maybe interacting with those sites too. And those sources will have to tell you
their own privacy policies. We don't know what they are. Normal web stuff, we figure.

We also have, on our end, some VERY normal web stuff, like web servers, with logs on them.
You are probably generating a log right now, with like a timestamp and a visitor IP address.
That's OK. We don't have anything lurid or espionagey for you to do here.
And we don't know who you are anyway.

Google might know who you are.
We do embed some google analytics over on frontalot.com,
although to be honest we forgot how to go look at them.
There's also one little secret area on frontalot.com where you would receive
a browser cookie if you were in the midst of solving
the hidden track from the fourth album. But you?
You personally? You've never been to that part of that website.
And you're not likely to.

So anyway, privacy. That's our policy on that topic!

Updated May 10, 2026